C͈̝ͣͯͣͦ͆͋a̤̫̬̟͙̭̽͋͑̃̾n̝̭͚͚̺̻̈́̃͗ͅ ̗̪̝͎̞̙̭ͤ̚ẙ͎͎̲̓̓o̠͇͈̪̞̦̬͋̒͊u̥̜̫̝̍ͪ ͈̪̝̤͚̬̓̇ͪ̐rͤͣ͋͒é̬͚̤̜̟a̍ͦ̇ͦ̉̂̚d̗̲̙́͂̓̌͑̍̌ ̘̦̻̰̼̌́t͓͖̻h̭̗ͧͨ̎ͣ͊ĭ̇s͓̝̪͖̬͉̈͊ͧͮ̆ ͕͈͗̈ͯ̒sͯ͛̾̂ͫt͋͋̉ọ̬͂r̪̞͆ͬyͦ̆̒̏͆?͎̘̙͍̘̣͍̆ ̽ͩ̉̔͑̏̽Ÿ̲̜̞͔̠͉̞́ͨͯ̐ê̲͙̌̑͌ͧ̆ͩs͒ͫ̆ͫ̇̿̆?̗̱̪̻͔͖ͅ ̱̗̪̖̽̃̿̐ͨͅN̙ͩ̂ͫō͎͙̼?̰̪̆ ͎͆ͩͩ̇̅̋͌P̍̎̇r̪̤̦̬o̘̞͚̝̪̹͌ͣ́͋͗ͥ̿ḃ̘͈̘̼̅ͯͦ̉ͅá̰̝̄͂͌̅̅̒b͍̹̳̥͓͉̻̐́͒l̟͈̞̝͋y̙̼͈̠͛̔ͭ͊̋̃ ̫̠n̫̗̹̦̉̓o͉̺͎̝̙͉̪͊̓t͉̱͔̳͙̗͈.̹͍̼̝͈͊͒͑ ̅ͩͬ̌̿Ẁ̘̜͐ͩe̮l͙̤̜̩̗͔̇ͪ̃ͪͤ̓l̮̮̝̣̇̄͑̑̌́,̰̻͔̯ͧ͊̊ͧ̚ ̫͚̜̭̦̎l͓̺̘̬͕̰̅̎ͭ̔ͣͤ̚ẹ̼̩́̓ẗ̯́͒̌̊̈́ͬ ̹̭̦̞͎̣͛ͅm̰̗̼̝̮̃͒ẹ͉͆̽ͮͣ̊ͅ ̠̻̭̞̫̘͚́t͚̜̝̩̥͚͈̉ͦͨ̈́̋͋e̱̰̳̖̮̍̔ͫḻͤ̂̓̈ͭͣl̜̫̺̥ ̘͋yͪ́̆̋ͭ̓̚o̰̲̳̣̥̝͌̌̄ͤ͗u̩̪͂ ̍͆̃̃̆ͦ̆t͎̖͇̲̥̮ͮͯ͂h̬̜̲͙̩̱̋ͣ̀ͅe ̥̔̏̌͂̓̈ͨͅs͙̘͕ͭ̒t̻̘̟̼̥̤ŏ̲̻̦̍̀̉ͤr̺̠̼͑̚ÿ͚̖̱̼͒ͪ ͇̩̮̒ͭ͌̂̔ͬbe͖͓̖͙͌͌̒h̖̤̲̃ͪͧi̩̤͔͈ͩn̰͔̼͚̮̮̱̋̐̋d̖͍͉̟̩̤ͤ ͎̱̻̘̞̗̈́̉ͣͨͭ̑t̬̗̱͚̦͋ͮ̿ͯ̚ͅh̟̫͖̞͕͈͔̽͋̊̆͂ͣ̒e̪̱͎̟̖͖ ͉̜͚̭̘̪͕m͚̜̐̋ͣ̅ͩe̞̯͓͋̈́ͩ̃͂̃̔ș̱͔̼̓ͪ͑ͦ̈ͅs̳̼̬̯̭̫̞͒̾ý̟̜̩̯ͮ ̺̳͐ͮ̋ͬͪ̔t͖̤̲̣̱̝͚͗e͑̏̎̀ͯx̲̜̰̺̟ͦͪ͛̑ͪͅt̼̠̫̲ͯ̎ͅ ̙͖ͧ̾ͥ̚̚(̦̬͓̝̭̳̗͂̊̽͐l̝̯̫̑ͣ̆ͦͯ͊i̒͐̉̊ͭͤt͓͚̊͒ͦ͑ē̫͑͊ͨ̅̿ͯr̳̰̺̖̥a̪l͉̟̯̤̰͓̉ͤͭͥl̃̋y̅)̦͉̗̥̿͋͑̀ͅ.̻̙̳̩̈
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Anyway, so I was on the computer.. when I saw something very odd... internet chat about "zalgo text?"
Zalgo Text? I thought. I had heard about Zalgo, but I hated Zalgo so much.. he was a little demon and he had killed my brother.
I said, "**** THIS!" and went to something else, but it wouldn't let me.
"COME ON YOU STUPID COMPUTER!" I said. Nothing happened, the computer did not dare talk to me or listen to me.
"I HATE YOU!" I found myself talking to the screen, until the moments I heard the words:
"I hate you too."
"AAAHH!"
MY COMPUTER WAS HAUNTED! OH GOD!
I threw the computer out the window and never looked up "Zalgo text" or "messy text" again. And I must tell you that you must not look up "zalgo text" or "messy text" either, or bad things'll happen. It's like their omins of bad luck.. or.. whatever you want it to be...